30 Witty One-liners for Twitter When You Are Out Of Ideas – For Startups

We all know it can be a challenge to come up those witty one-liners and funny quotes for Twitter. In fact, sometimes it is a challenge to come up with ANYTHING at all for Twitter. Tweets that you want your audiences to not just read – but react to! It is a well-known fact that Twitter is one of the top content marketing tools out there. And making sure that your Twitter handle does not turn into solely a PR channel for your brand, instead stays a fun and interesting account that people WANT to follow is one of the top requirements of an excellent Twitter strategy.

Here are some ideas for funny and witty quotes and one-liners that you can adapt – to source the Calvin-and-Hobbes brand of Twitter content. Especially made for the big, bad startup world!

One-liners for Twitter

Funny and witty one-liners that evoke the maximum number of RT’s.

  1. An investor is a person who lends you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. [Click to Tweet]
  2. Borrow money from pessimists; they never expect it back.[Click to Tweet]
  3. 64.78 percent of all statistics are made up.[Click to Tweet]
  4. Entrepreneurship is like looking both ways before stepping to cross the street – only to be hit by an airplane.[Click to Tweet]
  5. Always remember – your idea is unique, just like everyone else.[Click to Tweet]
  6. Nothing sucks more than that moment during a pitch when you realize you got some data wrong.[Click to Tweet]
  7. I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas.[Click to Tweet]
  8. Startups don’t shut down, they just go to sleep.[Click to Tweet]
  9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.[Click to Tweet]
  10. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.[Click to Tweet]
  11. I thought I wanted a career; turns out all I wanted was a paycheck.[Click to Tweet]
  12. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. So I decided to do research and stole ideas from many.[Click to Tweet]
  13. As a startup Founder I slept like a baby; I woke up every 2 hours and cried.[Click to Tweet]
Questions and polls for Twitter

Questions are not always boring and serious. They can be quite fun too. And sometimes very insightful.

  1. How do you make sure you hit the target? – Shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. [Click to Tweet]
  2. Why is “abbreviation” such a long word? [Click to Tweet]
  3. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? [Click to Tweet]
  4. If everything you try ends up with a problem….guess what? [Click to Tweet]
  5. How do you find a needle in a haystack? – Set the haystack on fire. [Click to Tweet]
  6. When does one smile in a crisis? – When he has found someone to blame. [Click to Tweet]
  7. How can a person go 8 days without sleep? – Simple, make him the CEO of a startup. [Click to Tweet]
Fun quotes for Twitter
  1. When something goes wrong in your life, just yell, “Plot Twist!” and move on. [Click to Tweet]
  2. Don’t Startup! It’s a TRAP! [Click to Tweet]
  3. You will never learn anything by doing it Right. [Click to Tweet]
  4. The problem with today’s entrepreneurs is that the smart ones are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. [Click to Tweet]
  5. You can go to work; or you can be the boss. [Click to Tweet]
  6. When in doubt, “Pivot” ! [Click to Tweet]
  7. Everyone has a plan, till they get punched in the mouth. [Click to Tweet]
  8. Startups are like cakewalk. A walk in Jurassic park, with a cake meant for the dinosaurs in the hand. [Click to Tweet]
  9. Sell the fruits in your basket, not those still on trees. [Click to Tweet]
  10. The elevator to success is out of order, you will have to use the stairs – one step at a time. [Click to Tweet]

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